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Spaghett-hee hee. Score: 5. My sister bet me €15 that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti You shoeod have seen her face when i drove pasta. Score: 5. My wife laughed at me when I told her I was going to make a bicycle out of spaghetti You should've seen her face when I rose pasta on my new penne-farthing. Score: 3.
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When born, Arnold Schwarzenegger got a job serving spaghetti for a local coffee shop…. He was known as the pasta barista baby. ( Coffee Jokes & Movie Jokes) Eating Dinner With My Friends One of them, sitting at the end of the table, points at the spaghetti in a container placed in the middle of the table.
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He said he didn't know but would measure it. Come and spaghet it. Penne for your thoughts. I was fired from my job in the pasta factory, I make fusilli mistakes! You're pasta-tively awesome. I cannoli shake my head and marvel at how fantastic you are. Hope you gnocchi how wonderful you are.
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Funny Pasta Car Joke. My sister bet me 100 dollars that I couldn't build a working car out of spaghetti.. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta.
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Score: 4. My sister bet me €15 that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti You shoeod have seen her face when i drove pasta. Score: 5. My wife laughed at me when I told her I was going to make a bicycle out of spaghetti You should've seen her face when I rose pasta on my new penne-farthing. Score: 3.
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It's also funny because he's literally "driving pasta", as in, the car is made out of spaghetti and that's what he's driving as opposed to "driving metal" or whatever for a normal car. thesecretbarn •. Sort of. It's close enough to get the joke, anyway. [deleted] 11 yr. ago.
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Pasta Car. My sister made a bet with me that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta! This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 27 July 2023. Tweet. Category: One-liners Published: 07 October 2018 Prev; Next; Not rated yet.
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The waiter asks him what he wants, and the Elk hesitates for a second. "Locomotive.". The waiter is puzzled. "What?". "Land Rover.". "Sir, that's not on the menu.". "Lake Michigan.". The waiter is unsure what to say. Frustrated, the Elk brings his leg up on the table to point out what he wants on the menu.
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15 votes, 12 comments. I told my neibourgh I had made a car out of spaghetti she said don't be rediculous, well she got a shock next day when I drove…
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Get spaghet-tee-heeing at these hilarious pasta jokes! 🤣. Beano Jokes Team. Last Updated: April 10th 2023. We've got an absolutely gut-bustingly big portion of pasta jokes and puns here - so don't let these hilarious funnies pas-ta you by! And if you're still peckish for more mealtime mirth, why not check out our food, carrot or even.
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It cost a pretty penne! ( Christmas Jokes & Pasta Jokes) A man goes to the doctor with a carrot sticking out of his ear.. a banana in his other ear, spaghetti on his head and a sausage sticking out of his nose. He says "Doctor, I'm not feeling very well". Doctor replies "Hmmm, I don't think you're eating properly.".
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A North American Elk walks into a pizzeria and sits at an empty table while he waits for the waiter. The waiter hands him a menu and the Elk ponders for a bit. He's not really in the mood for pizza, so he narrows it down to pasta. The Elk is finally ready to order, so he calls for the waiter.
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A North American Elk walks into a pizzeria and sits at an empty table while he waits for the waiter. The waiter hands him a menu and the Elk ponders for a bit. He's not really in the mood for pizza, so he narrows it down to pasta. The Elk is finally ready to order, so he calls for the waiter.